10 + 5 STEPS TO FORGET A MAN!
1- Stop hoping! Stop expecting! Force yourself to dream of something better.
2- Don´t restrict yourself from having all the chocolates, cakes, pizzas, chips, cigarettes, coffees and beers you feel like!
3- Keep a 24/7 schedule meeting friends every evening, even though if you haven´t seen them since kinder garden!
4- Clean your mp3 from all music related with this love. Fill it with silly and happy music that you usually consider bad taste music, the more superficial the better!
5- Keep away from your mobile and e-mail box! Sending sms and e-mails is strictly forbidden. When late at night and after a couple of drinks make sure your best friend keeps an eye on you and restricts you from having any contact with the guy!
6- When meeting him repeat to yourself 10 times: I am a stone. I am a stone. I am stone…
7- Compensate yourself with unlimited shopping, get yourself the mini skirt and the shirts with decoité and high heels you never trusted yourself to wear.
8- Burn your all your snoopy panties and get new sexy transparent underwear only: put your sexy out!
9- Look as an Hollywood star 24/7: you are way TOO COOL for this world!
10- Go out with male friends that like to touch your butt and enjoy it!
11- Flirt, flirt, flirt shamelessly… You are delicious!
12- Out with romantic comedies, in with action movies, the bloodier the better.
13 – Have a kitchen party with your best friend, drinking and dancing on top of the table and puke it out of your system!
14 – Think about all the gorgeous people out there who are singles and enjoy it!
15- Remember that “Sometimes Goodbye IS The ONLY Way!” – as Linkin Park puts it in “The Sun will Set for you”!