10 + 5 STEPS TO FORGET A MAN!
January 30, 2008
1- Stop hoping! Stop expecting! Force yourself to dream of something better.
2- Don´t restrict yourself from having all the chocolates, cakes, pizzas, chips, cigarettes, coffees and beers you feel like!
3- Keep a 24/7 schedule meeting friends every evening, even though if you haven´t seen them since kinder garden!
4- Clean your mp3 from all music related with this love. Fill it with silly and happy music that you usually consider bad taste music, the more superficial the better!
5- Keep away from your mobile and e-mail box! Sending sms and e-mails is strictly forbidden. When late at night and after a couple of drinks make sure your best friend keeps an eye on you and restricts you from having any contact with the guy!
6- When meeting him repeat to yourself 10 times: I am a stone. I am a stone. I am stone…
7- Compensate yourself with unlimited shopping, get yourself the mini skirt and the shirts with decoité and high heels you never trusted yourself to wear.
8- Burn your all your snoopy panties and get new sexy transparent underwear only: put your sexy out!
9- Look as an Hollywood star 24/7: you are way TOO COOL for this world!
10- Go out with male friends that like to touch your butt and enjoy it!
11- Flirt, flirt, flirt shamelessly… You are delicious!
12- Out with romantic comedies, in with action movies, the bloodier the better.
13 – Have a kitchen party with your best friend, drinking and dancing on top of the table and puke it out of your system!
14 – Think about all the gorgeous people out there who are singles and enjoy it!
15- Remember that “Sometimes Goodbye IS The ONLY Way!” – as Linkin Park puts it in “The Sun will Set for you”!
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1.
bonbon | March 10, 2008 at 9:56 am
thank u very much i like this article
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Yanitza | July 26, 2008 at 9:49 am
Ho my God! I really needed to laugh and this article is exactly what I needed to read. Now I feel more sane.Thanks!
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nicole | August 22, 2008 at 1:22 am
i love it. Its simple, not alot to do.
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k@pris | June 14, 2009 at 1:38 pm
What a challenge!won’t be easy.had this guy deep in my heart
5.
kevin | September 3, 2008 at 8:33 am
any way to get myself to stop dreaming about her haha
6.
jessi | September 13, 2008 at 1:18 am
I needed. That artical !!! Lol now his forgotten!! Lol
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maribella | October 5, 2008 at 7:55 pm
thanks for this article..
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Tifan | October 19, 2008 at 2:34 pm
i will surely follow this steps to completely forget my man for the past 3 years.
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ruth | December 22, 2008 at 7:21 pm
yah..cool and it seems fun,and yet to make you forget..but after the parties and shoppings and those enjoynments,you get tired and sit back and relax,when the lights are gone,the party’s over and you are alone,still you remember…and tears falll down.
you forget for awhile…but then it always comes back.
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daisy | June 16, 2009 at 8:15 am
u are right…
ms ruth, i feel the same way u do.
jst to think…thats the life,.
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littlestar | July 25, 2009 at 11:45 pm
7 years. 2 people. 1 article to help me move on. Wish me luck.
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kat | August 3, 2009 at 11:56 pm
how can forget a man i really love and rejected my love